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Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

- Winston Churchill

Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

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When you sit down to write, write. don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.

- Stephen King

When you sit down to write, write. don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.

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What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.

- Cassandra Clare

What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.

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Kitten, when did you get so tall? (ravyn) i grew while you were in the bathroom. (erika)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (ravyn) i grew while you were in the bathroom. (erika)

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Excuse me, everybody, i have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but i'm too embarrassed to say so.

- Dorothy Parker

Excuse me, everybody, i have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but i'm too embarrassed to say so.

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Love dries up, i thought as i walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.

- Charles Bukowski

Love dries up, i thought as i walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.

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But i've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom.

- Barbara Kingsolver

But i've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom.

Mistake Pride Bathroom Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

- George Carlin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

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Through the small tall bathroom window the december yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.

- Dave Eggers

Through the small tall bathroom window the december yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.

Tree Yards Bathroom Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone will clean them?

- George Carlin

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone will clean them?

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Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." isabelle sighed. "latent homosexual panic will do you in every time

- Cassandra Clare

Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." isabelle sighed. "latent homosexual panic will do you in every time

Panic Bathroom Said Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

- Bette Davis

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

Marriage Secret Bathroom Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

If i'm stuck, i get up from my chair and i wash windows. Or... Clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done.

- David Sedaris

If i'm stuck, i get up from my chair and i wash windows. Or... Clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done.

Vacuums Done Bathroom Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

What is it with you and girls bathrooms?

- Becca Fitzpatrick

What is it with you and girls bathrooms?

Girl Bathroom Sydney Sage Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters