You know, they've got these chocolate assortments, and you like some but you don't like others? and you eat all the ones you like, and the only ones left are the ones you don't like as much? i always think about that when something painful comes up. now i just have to polish these off, and everything'll be ok. life is a box of chocolates. i suppose you could call it a philosophy.
It would be like a cleansing diet. The problem was, the only diet i'd ever been on backfired. Once i tried to go an entire month without chocolate. Not one bite. At the end of two weeks, i broke down and binged on more chocolate that i would have eaten in three months. I hoped my chocolate-free diet didn't foreshadow what would happen if i tried to avoid patch.
Frank stared at her. "but you throw ding dongs at monsters." iris looked horrified. "oh, they're not ding dongs." she rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like ding dongs. "these are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations." "all natural!" fleecy chimed in. "i stand corrected." frank suddenly felt as queasy as percy.
…we were born vampires." "i thought you became –" "— vampires by being bitten? dear me, no. oh, we can turn people into vampires, it’s an easy technique, but what would be the point? when you eat… now what is it you eat? oh yes, chocolate… you don’t want to turn it into another agnes nitt, do you? less chocolate to go around." he sighed. "oh dear, superstition, superstition everywhere we turn.
That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where i make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge." then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!" no, i wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.