There are no inconsistencies in the discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.
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Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.
Thinking Discworld Walks Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.
Cat Movement Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
As we all know, the discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.
Discworld Planets Flats Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out.
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I like the idea of democracy. you have to have someone everyone distrusts.
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And it came to pass that in time the great god om spake unto brutha, the chosen one: "psst!
Discworld Small Gods Chosen One Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
Creators aren't gods. they make places, which is quite hard. it's men that make gods. this explains a lot.
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Corporal nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving
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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. it made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
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What can the harvest hope for...
Azrael Harvest Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.
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I commend my soul to any god that can find it.
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Despite rumor, death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.
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A good bookshop is just a genteel black hole that knows how to read.
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The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.
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He says gods like to see an atheist around. gives them something to aim at.
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The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
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And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.
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Did i do anything last night that suggested i was sane?
Night Lasts Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.
Nice Mean Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
"multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."
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I imagine that fish have no word for water.
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Words are the litmus paper of the mind.
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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Taste Salt Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based.
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The figures looked more or less human. and they were engaged in religion. you could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).
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The pamphlet was very patriotic. that is, it talked about killing foreigners.
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This time it had been magic. and it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done.
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You need to believe in things that aren't true. how else can they become?
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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
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And all those exclamation marks, you notice? five? a sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
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Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Real Stupidity Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
What're quantum mechanics?" "i don't know. people who repair quantums, i suppose.
People Mechanic Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Helpful Discworld Manuals Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
I am death, not taxes. i turn up only once.
Death Discworld Taxes Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing.
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Divide by cucumber error. please reinstall universe and reboot.
Errors Cucumbers Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters
This i choose to do. if there is a price, this i choose to pay. if it is my death, then i choose to die. where this takes me, there i choose to go. i choose. this i choose to do.
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We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience
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