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There are no inconsistencies in the discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.

- Terry Pratchett

There are no inconsistencies in the discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.

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Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

- Terry Pratchett

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

Thinking Discworld Walks Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

- Terry Pratchett

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

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As we all know, the discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

- Terry Pratchett

As we all know, the discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

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Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out.

- Terry Pratchett

Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out.

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I like the idea of democracy. you have to have someone everyone distrusts.

- Terry Pratchett

I like the idea of democracy. you have to have someone everyone distrusts.

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And it came to pass that in time the great god om spake unto brutha, the chosen one: "psst!

- Terry Pratchett

And it came to pass that in time the great god om spake unto brutha, the chosen one: "psst!

Discworld Small Gods Chosen One Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

Creators aren't gods. they make places, which is quite hard. it's men that make gods. this explains a lot.

- Terry Pratchett

Creators aren't gods. they make places, which is quite hard. it's men that make gods. this explains a lot.

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Corporal nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving

- Terry Pratchett

Corporal nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving

Race Discworld Humans Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. it made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

- Terry Pratchett

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. it made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

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What can the harvest hope for...

- Terry Pratchett

What can the harvest hope for...

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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.

- Terry Pratchett

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.

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I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

- Terry Pratchett

I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

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Despite rumor, death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

- Terry Pratchett

Despite rumor, death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

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A good bookshop is just a genteel black hole that knows how to read.

- Terry Pratchett

A good bookshop is just a genteel black hole that knows how to read.

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The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

- Terry Pratchett

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

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He says gods like to see an atheist around. gives them something to aim at.

- Terry Pratchett

He says gods like to see an atheist around. gives them something to aim at.

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The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

- Terry Pratchett

The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

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And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.

- Terry Pratchett

And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.

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Did i do anything last night that suggested i was sane?

- Terry Pratchett

Did i do anything last night that suggested i was sane?

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Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.

- Terry Pratchett

Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.

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"multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

- Terry Pratchett

"multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."

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I imagine that fish have no word for water.

- Terry Pratchett

I imagine that fish have no word for water.

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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

- Terry Pratchett

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

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Words are the litmus paper of the mind.

- Terry Pratchett

Words are the litmus paper of the mind.

Mind Paper Discworld Month Calendar with this Quote Printable Folded Card Cursive Handwriting Worksheets Quote of the day Bulletin Board Posters

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.

- Terry Pratchett

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.

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And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based.

- Terry Pratchett

And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based.

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The figures looked more or less human. and they were engaged in religion. you could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

- Terry Pratchett

The figures looked more or less human. and they were engaged in religion. you could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

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