Funny Inspirational Quotes

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

- Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.

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Truth is what stands the test of experience.

- Albert Einstein

Truth is what stands the test of experience.

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I will not retire while i've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while i've still got my legs and my make-up box.

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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

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Here cometh april again, and as far as i can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

Here cometh april again, and as far as i can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

- Terry Pratchett

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

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[hope is] the dream of a waking man.

[hope is] the dream of a waking man.

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When i look back on all these worries, i remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened

- Winston Churchill

When i look back on all these worries, i remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. But it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

- Dale Carnegie

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. But it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

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I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child.

I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child.

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Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

- Albert Einstein

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

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They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

- William Shakespeare

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

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Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging is such acts of brutality.

Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging is such acts of brutality.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

- William Shakespeare

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

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