If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
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An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.
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Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.
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