I'd say that about 82 percent of what i write is bad, but don't go by me; i'm as bad a judge as i am a writer. Look, if it were all good, you'd be paying twice as much for this book.
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I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When i was 65, i had cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, i can't die now - i'm booked.
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I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' in the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesnt take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.
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I'm onstage for an hour.I do an hour of stand-up. Actually, i do 10 minutes standing up and 50 minutes sitting in a chair. Oh, occasionally, i stand up again to do a dance or put over a song. But mostly i sit down. A great invention, sitting down.
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Lots of people have asked me what gracie and i did to make our marriage work. It's simple - we don't do anything. I think the trouble with a lot of people is that they work too hard at staying married. They make a business out of it. When you work too hard at a business you get tired; and when you get tired you get grouchy; and when you get grouchy you start fighting; and when you start fighting you're out of business.
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