Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. they need young customers because their product kills the older ones. it is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.
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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. i couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. he listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.
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The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. he didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.
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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, i detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering i have endured in its presence, & partly because i want to love it and can't.
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He that plays the king shall be welcome- his majesty shallhave tribute of me; the adventurous knight shall use his foil andtarget; the lover shall not sigh gratis; the humorous man shallend his part in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whoselungs are tickle o' th' sere; and the lady shall say her mindfreely, or the blank verse shall halt fort.
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One of the first things they teach you in driver's ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. they tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. never mind that . i put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. gives me an extra half hour to get where i'm goin'.
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The proverb says, "born lucky, always lucky," and i am very superstitious. As a small boy i was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the mississippi or in bear creek, but i was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before i learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.
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I like to think 'the god delusion' is a humorous book. I think, actually, it's full of laughs. And people who describe it as a polarizing book or as an aggressive book, it's just that very often they haven't read it.
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