I figured being a bed salesman was a job of biblically bad paradox. i mean, here he was, forced to stand for eight or nine hours a day, and the whole time hes surrounded by beds. and not only that, hes surrounded by shoppers who see the beds and cant help but think, man, id love to lie down on that bed for a second. so not only does he have to stop himself from lying down, but he has to stop everyone else from doing it, too. i knew if i were him, i would be desperate for human company.
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Why should i tell you?" he asked, with no small amount of petulance. "if you tell me, i will leave you alone," i said. "and if you don't tell me, i'm going to grab the nearest ghostwritten james patterson romance novel and i am going to follow you through this store reading it out loud until you relent." now i could see the fright beneath the defiance.
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I've always resented hermione, because i wanted to be her so badly and she never seemed to appreciate as much as i thought she should that she got be her. she got to live at hogwarts and be friends with harry and kiss ron, which was supposed to happen to me.
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Friendship is love as much as any romance. and like any love, its difficult and treacherous and confusing. but in the moment when your knees touch, theres nothing else you could ever want.
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It's not the loving that hurts this girl; it's the understanding of it for what it is, that it will never be returned in the same way, that threatens to destroy her. but to unload the words - "i love you" - on an innocent party who didn't ask for it, to reach across the dark space and touch him - it's like the world she knows could end if she dared speak these words, dared make such a move.
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I don't see why ogling same-sex kissing should be the exclusive domain of frat boys whacking off to lesbian action, that's so sexist. feminism should be all inclusive- it should be about sexual liberation, equal pay for equal work, and the fundamental girl right of boy2boy appreciation.
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Who else would find me at just this moment? first he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode.
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We believe in the wrong things. that's what frustrates me the most. not the lack of belief, but the belief in the wrong things. you want meaning? well, the meanings are out there. we're just so damn good at reading them wrong.
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