I figured being a bed...
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I figured being a bed

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Rachel Cohn

I figured being a bed salesman was a job of biblically bad paradox. i mean, here he was, forced to stand for eight or nine hours a day, and the whole time hes surrounded by beds. and not only that, hes surrounded by shoppers who see the beds and cant help but think, man, id love to lie down on that bed for a second. so not only does he have to stop himself from lying down, but he has to stop everyone else from doing it, too. i knew if i were him, i would be desperate for human company.

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