I often warn people: "somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'there is no "i" in team.' what you should tell them is, 'maybe not. but there is an "i" in independence, individuality and integrity.
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Should we do this now?" pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "you waiting for an engraved invite?" lord save me from sarcastic vampires.
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I noticed that all the prayers i used to offer to god, and all the prayers i now offer to joe pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. half the time i get what i want, half the time i don't... same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the voodoo lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. so just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.
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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever i have witnessed two acts i have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever i have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.
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Plus, i was about to spend six weeks with christian ozera. he was sarcastic, difficult, and made jokes about everything. actually, he was a lot like me. it was going to be a long six weeks.
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