Quotes By George Burns BACK
- Happiness is having a large,
- I love to sing and
- I drink coffee with my
- When I was a boy
- Its one of the old
- How can I die Im
- If you were married to
- I get a standing ovation
- A married couple that plays
- When I wasnt working I
- Happiness A good cigar a
- People are always asking me
- Sex after 90 is like
- Money is the root of
- I would read Playboy more
- Sex is the Universal Language
- I was brought up to
- If I get big laughs
- Happiness is a dry martini
- Much later in life though
- When I was young I
- I was always taught to
- If you stay in the
- First you forget names then
- I spent a year in
- My major contribution to the
- I look better feel better
- There are two kinds of
- Joy is obtaining a big
- Its good to be here
- In those days the best
- I look to the future
- Let me get one thing
- In show business the key
- I dont have a drinking
- Love is a lot like
- Im very pleased to be
- Lifes but a day at
- As long as youre working
- Im at the age now
- My best advice Fall in
- You know youre getting old
- Sex has been around for
- Critics are eunuchs at a
- People are always asking me
- If you ask what is
- When I was in Vegas
- I like women to be
- Id rather be a flop
- Well anybody can be a
- When they saw me walking
- Be quick to learn and
- Just because youre old that
- At my age flowers scare
- How did I ever get
- Dress simply If you wear
- There will always be a
- Someone who makes you laugh
- I cant understand why I
- By age 93 I had
- What actresses do today when
- If I paid 3 or
- I dont care what you
- This is the sixth book
- Tennis is a young mans
- Old age is when you
- Its hard for me to
- When Im in front of
- The heart is a temple
- I smoke ten to fifteen
- Everyday happiness means getting up
- Its better to be happy
- Sex can be fun after
- Theres an old saying Life
- She didnt need to go
- Say Goodnight Gracie
- The secret of a good
- The happiest people I know
- I would go out with
- I never go jogging it
- Its no surprise that things
- This is all so exciting
- Id say that about 82
- Everyday happiness means you cant
- I dont worry about getting
- If you live to be
- And God said Let there
- If its a good script
- I find you have to
- I dont worry about getting
- I thought to myself why
- Im onstage for an hourI
- None of us kids had
- You cant help getting older
- When Jack Benny has a
- Lots of people have asked
- When you stop giving and
- Dont stay in bed unless
- Young Old Just words Inside
- I cant afford to die
- It takes only one drink
- People ask me what Id
- In what other business can
- I smoke cigars because at
- Retire Im going to stay
- Id rather be over the
- Age to me means nothing
- Fall in love with what
- I honestly think it is
- I did go to school
- Yale men do not like
- Since Ive made it to
- Should I be the one
- Bridge is a game that
- I must be getting absent
- With the collapse of vaudeville
- Too bad that all the
- Retirement at sixty five is
- When I die I intend
- Theres nothing wrong with making
- I use the cigar for
- When we played the back
- Being an actor is easy
- Be sure to wear a
- A young mind in a
- Everything that goes up must
- I dont believe in dying
- I get up every morning
- Nice to be here At
- Acting is all about honesty
- Take care not to wear
- If I paid ten dollars
- I should have been a
- Define your business goals clearly
- When asked in his late
- At home we ate fish
- There are many ways to
- From Paris we took the
- Young Old Just Words
- Ive been a straight man
- If I had taken my