Quotes By Mark Twain BACK
- The man who does not
- When I was a boy
- If you pick up a
- In a good bookroom you
- Classica - a book which
- I have never let my
- Good friends, good books, and
- The trouble is not in
- Education: the path from cocky
- The easy confidence with which
- Whenever you find yourself on
- Travel is fatal to prejudice,
- Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty
- Substitute 'damn' every time you'
- Don't part with your
- Sanity and happiness are an
- You can't depend on
- Never put off till tomorrow
- Books are for people who
- God created war so that
- A lie can travel half
- If you tell the truth,
- If you don't read
- What would men be without
- The fear of death follows
- Don't go around saying
- I was gratified to be
- Everyone is a moon, and
- Wrinkles should merely indicate where
- Always do what is right.
- Truth is stranger than fiction,
- Courage is resistance to fear,
- The best way to cheer
- Never tell the truth to
- Name the greatest of all
- I did not attend his
- Keep away from people who
- It's not the size
- You believe in a book
- I do not fear death.
- I've lived through some
- Reader, suppose you were an
- The difference between the almost
- But who prays for Satan?
- Kindness is a language which
- Clothes make the man. Naked
- Never allow someone to be
- I find that the further
- Yes, even I am dishonest.
- Apparently there is nothing that
- I have never taken any
- In the space of one
- No public interest is anything
- Look at you in war...
- The most successful people are
- It's not the parts
- We were good boys, good
- December is the toughest month
- When I was fourteen years
- Let us not be too
- The true charm of pedestrians
- Truth is more of a
- Morals are not the important
- I hate editors, for they
- The institution of royalty in
- When a humorist ventures upon
- They all laid their heads
- When we remember we are
- Next you'd see a
- Nothing incites to money-crimes
- The water is clearer than
- Tis Better to Sit there
- I wasn't worth a
- When even the brightest mind
- What do we call love,
- Custom is custom: it is
- You are a coward when
- Wherefore, I beseech you let
- An enemy can partly ruin
- Morals consist of political morals,
- I must have a prodigious
- The problem with education is
- To refuse awards is another
- We have infinite trouble in
- I have at last, after
- You can't no more
- We all live in the
- Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes
- The best of us would
- Great things can happen when
- There are lies, damned lies
- When we do not know
- To do right is wonderful.
- I have witnessed and greatly
- The most permanent lessons in
- The secret of making progress
- But I reckon I got
- All emotion is involuntary when
- The true and lasting genius
- We Americans worship the almighty
- It isn't safe to
- There are no grades of
- Too bad that youth is
- The Christian Bible is a
- The observance of Thanksgiving Day-
- The human race was always
- It is so unsatisfactory to
- A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness
- The report of my illness
- Civilizations proceed from the heart
- Conformitythe natural instinct to passively
- S'pose a man was
- History doesn't repeat itself;
- I found out that I
- Irrevence is another person's
- If man could be crossed
- None but an ass pays
- Many a small thing has
- I would not read the
- The very "marks" on the
- Some people get an education
- If men bore children, there
- I deal with temptation by
- The Creator made Italy from
- Habit is habit and not
- Anybody can have ideas-the
- I am losing enough sleep
- What a curious kind of
- The secret of success is
- There is no character, howsoever
- Pessimism is only the name
- The most outrageous lies that
- Seasickness: at first you are
- A man who keeps company
- Is it, perhaps, possible that
- Work is a necessary evil
- Denial is much more then
- It is hard enough luck
- The human race is a
- We have not all had
- Tea is an affront to
- When I was 17, my
- None but the dead are
- Anyone who can only think
- It is a wise child
- No one is sane, straight
- It is not worth while
- You ought never to sass
- You perceive I generalize with
- Nothing so needs reforming as
- A man's first duty
- Ignorance is not, not knowing
- We may not pay Satan
- It was in Warwick Castle
- As a thinker and planner
- If voting made any difference
- It is sound statesmanship to
- Humor must be one of
- There will never be a "
- Let us be thankful for
- A banker is a fellow
- I was born lazy. I
- In the small town of
- The partitions of the houses
- It is easier to manufacture
- A little more kindness, A
- It was on the 10th
- We don't care to
- When everyone is looking for
- What a wee little part
- Noise proves nothing. Often a
- Write without pay until somebody
- Whatever thing men call great,
- Man has been here 32,
- Etiquette requires us to admire
- Talent without work is useless,
- The conviction of the rich
- We recognize that there are
- I am always reading immoral
- The human race consists of
- Explaining humor is a lot
- None of us can be
- God made the Idiot for
- Be virtuous and you will
- I am only human, although
- Man is the only religious
- There is only one expert
- This is the only sane
- There is no unhappiness like
- Benaras is older than history,
- Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said
- If there wasn't anything
- Patriot: the person who can
- If you will notice, there
- I repeat, sir, that in
- Ideally a book would have
- But old fools is the
- Do good when you can,
- We can secure other people'
- It's lovely to live
- I am trying to get
- By reading keep in a
- The unspoken word is capital.
- How stunning are the changes
- Life is but a dream,
- That is just the way
- Good judgment comes from experience.
- There is this trouble about
- When the end of the
- Never pick a fight with
- It used to be a
- An occasional compliment is necessary
- The fear of lightning is
- Courage is not the lack
- Let us consider that we
- Today's burdens can strengthen
- The darling mispronunciations of childhood! -
- Man proposes, but God blocks
- The pause - that impressive silence,
- Most people can't bear
- There are people who strictly
- When a man loves cats,
- Humor is like a frog;
- There is nothing so annoying
- A man who chooses not
- Modesty died when clothes were
- But we love the Old
- No one is willing to
- The waves most washed me
- It is a shameful thing
- I said nothing of the
- Don't wait the time
- Let your joy be unconfined!
- My memory was never loaded
- As a rule we develop
- Never tell a lie-except
- I have been complimented many
- Thanksgiving Day - Let all give
- The more I learn about
- Recipe for a long life:
- There are times when one
- Do something everyday that you
- Everything human is pathetic. The
- All human rules are more
- A newspaper is not just
- Strip the human race, absolutely
- Education consists mainly of what
- Loyalty to petrified opinion never
- It is impossible that a
- I have never examined the
- I suppose, just as an
- Nations do not think, they
- By law of periodical repetition,
- He does not care for
- Protestant parents still keep a
- Some things you can't
- These peoples God has shown
- Quitting smoking is easy, I'
- You perceive, now, that these
- There are basically two types
- Humor is man's greatest
- If you need help identifying
- We have an insanity plea
- Life was a fairy-tale,
- God puts something good and
- There are many scapegoats for
- I cannot call to mind
- I will now claim - until
- It is easier to stay
- One mustn't criticize other
- A powerful agent is the
- It takes some little time
- A man who carries a
- To be satisfied with what
- Principles aren't of much
- What is human life? The
- If the man doesn't
- Whenever he was out of
- There has never been a
- There is one notable thing
- A country without a patent
- Germany, the diseased world's
- Cats are the wildest of
- Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are
- You can't reason someone
- That is the way of
- If I'd seen a
- The piano may do for
- Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
- It is easy to find
- The radical of one century
- I conceive that the right
- One must keep one's
- All I say is, kings
- I have learned that human
- If you have to swallow
- Each person is born to
- All the territorial possessions of
- Behold, the fool saith, "Put
- Give a man a reputation
- A man has no business
- As I have said before,
- You need not expect to
- If you tell the truth
- The average American may not
- In writing, I shall always
- A man is accepted into
- Honesty is the best policy -
- If there is one thing
- Buy land, they're not
- New Year's is a
- The community is eminently Portuguese -
- O Lord our God, help
- New Orleans food is as
- To do something, say something,
- I am not interested to
- The true Southern watermelon is
- Slang in a woman's
- The peoples furthest from civilization
- Every improvement that is put
- I make it a rule
- what is joy without sorrow?
- We are chameleons, and our
- So avoid using the word '
- Your road is everything that
- You see, he knew his
- We find not much in
- When we think of friends,
- When the human race has
- The humorous writer professes to
- In our day we don'
- The history of our race,
- True irreverence is disrespect for
- If animals could speak, the
- A half-truth is the
- We are discreet sheep; we
- in order to make a
- There is only one good
- A man accustomed to American
- A pilot must have a
- That's the difference between
- What a lie it is
- Travel has no longer any
- The best and most telling
- An experienced industrious ambitious and
- To be vested with enormous
- I could be an idiot,
- I used to think my
- Your friends may love you
- Mastery-of-the-art-and
- The editor of a newspaper
- We were surprised how closely
- Old habits cannot be thrown
- After all these years, I
- I am not the editor
- All I care to know
- An uneasy conscience is a
- I have a religion-but
- Loyalty is a word which
- Mine was a trained Presbyterian
- The spirit of wrath - not
- Do the thing you fear
- For we were little Christian
- Thou shalt not commit adultry
- There are many humorous things
- There was things which he
- Life should begin with age
- I never felt so fervently
- Presbyterianism without infant damnation would
- One is apt to overestimate
- Christianity will doubtless still survive
- The first of April is
- Gratitude and treachery are merely
- Life would be infinitely happier
- Climate is what we expect,
- Human pride is not worthwhile;
- The country is the real
- Honest poverty is a gem
- You can never find a
- Lord save us all from
- Work consists of whatever a
- When some men discharge an
- Of all the animals, man
- We despise no source that
- If you have nothing to
- I was sorry to have
- Training- training is everything; training
- The true charm of pedestrianism
- Well, Ben Rogers, if I
- He who asks is a
- Good fathers not only tell
- Make your vocation your vacation.
- Prediction is difficult- particularly when
- Humor is tragedy plus time.
- Few things are harder to
- Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate
- Geological time is not money.
- It's so damned humiliating.
- The weakest of all weak
- Man can seldom - very, very,
- We adore titles and heredities
- The Church worked hard at
- Time spent with your children
- In a museum in Havana,
- The source of all humor
- When one has tasted watermelons,
- My father was a Saint
- I take my only exercise
- And always we had wars,
- Man was made at the
- In literature imitations do not
- The man who doesn't
- My philological studies have satisfied
- When you want genuine music --
- The worst loneliness is not
- We grant God the possession
- Life becomes fully understandable only
- The house was as empty
- I was armed to the
- We all like to see
- I felt so lonesome I
- The castle-building habit, the
- Ah, that shows you the
- A man who is not
- Take your mind out every
- Man is the only Patriot.
- Armor is heavy, yet it
- Giving up smoking is the
- I had longed to be
- To be a patriot, one
- A marriage...makes of two
- I have been studying the
- Part of the secret of
- Newport, Rhode Island, that breeding
- There ain't nothing more
- If true, rarely beautiful. If
- If I were required to
- A person with a new
- But it was ever thus,
- Each nation knowing it has
- Never be haughty to the
- A man can be a
- No man, deep down in
- It is my custom to
- Man is a marvelous curiosity...
- No real gentleman will tell
- Most of the things I
- The human race has one
- Man will do many things
- Wit and Humor - if any
- Its not the good that
- The cayote is a living,
- There is no urge so
- The catfish is Plenty good
- If they [the dead] should
- A crowded police docket is
- I've had a lot
- A gentleman is someone who
- It's my opinion that
- I like a thin book
- Imagine, if you will, that
- When a man arrives at
- The face of the water,
- A man with a hump-
- Now is the accepted time
- Geniuses are people who dash
- There are no standards of
- The vast majority of the
- Learning to play two pairs
- The test of any good
- If I cannot smoke in
- Sane and intelligent human beings
- Congressman is the trivialist distinction
- It could probably be shown
- I never write Metropolis for
- A jackass has that kind
- My land, the power of
- By trying we can easily
- It was in 1590--winter.
- It is sound judgment to
- when the human race is
- Perhaps it will be simplest
- It is a good idea
- One of life's most
- If man had created man,
- An inglorious peace is better
- The signs of excessive indulgence
- The person who has no
- Look at the mother of
- There is probably no pleasure
- I was in one of
- The highest pleasure to be
- Our heroes are men who
- I am not an economist.
- As I slowly grow wise
- We must put up with
- What is the chief end
- Martyrdom covers a multitude of
- Few things are more irritating
- It's no wonder that
- I thoroughly believe that any
- Behind every successful man, there
- Of all God's creatures,
- A man cannot be comfortable
- The Koran does not permit
- I like Joan of Arc
- A sense of humor is
- I would have written a
- Hain't we got all
- Hardly a man in the
- It liberates the vandal to
- The difference between fiction and
- Men write many fine and
- After a few months' acquaintance
- The solution to our water
- The smallest minds and the
- He is now rising from
- I never made a success
- Wilson stopped and stood silent.
- Never knew before what eternity
- The slowness of one section
- The offspring of riches: Pride,
- God could create the world
- Now, isn't imagination a
- Steal a chicken if you
- As for the dinosaur - But
- People are much more willing
- Where prejudice exists it always
- Who is this Renaissance? Where
- It is yet another Civilized
- It is a mystery that
- I like criticism, but it
- Comparison is the death of
- The newspaper that obstructs the
- Marriage -- yes, it is the
- When an audience does not
- God's noblest work. Man
- Children and fools always speak
- There ain't no way
- There are no wild animals
- Be careless in your dress
- Heroine: Girl in a book
- Hunger is the handmaid of
- To be good is noble;
- Why waste your money looking
- Continuous improvement is better than
- Senator: Person who makes laws
- We consider that any man
- A new oath holds pretty
- Going to law is losing
- I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars
- Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly
- I have seen slower people
- Until I came to New
- You may honestly feel grateful
- Truth is the most valuable
- As to the adjective: when
- It's spring fever. That
- It is just like man'
- The convention missionaries call "modesty"
- A tax is a fine
- Literature is well enough, as
- I simply can't resist
- So you see, the quality
- Love is an irreresisistible desire
- A dollar picked up in
- God cures and the doctor
- The good Lord didn't
- The only people who should
- There is nothing but that
- It is better to support
- I am technically "boss" of
- But soft you, the fair
- Some of the worst things
- Don't let schooling interfere
- I notice that you use
- The two Great Unknowns, the
- Congress: America's only true
- The older we grow the
- No amount of evidence will
- France has neither winter, nor
- No real estate is permanently
- A man never reaches that
- Being made merely in the
- Now he found out a
- Peace by persuasion has a
- Imagination labors best in distant
- When you catch an adjective,
- If there are no cigars
- To believe yourself brave is
- He had the calm confidence
- It was enough to make
- Architects cannot teach nature anything.
- We are all ignorant; just
- If your only tool is
- Astonishing things can be done
- I wrote 'Tom Sawyer' and '
- The wise thing is for
- I have criticized absent people
- It is wiser to find
- Have a place for everything
- America cannot have an empire
- Principles have no real force
- Never miss an opportunity to
- He charged nothing for his
- I am not given to
- Persons attempting to find a
- We had the sky up
- A German joke is no
- An adventure is something that
- When red-headed people are
- The perfection of wisdom, and
- If it's your job
- Names are not always what
- When politics enter into municipal
- Life does not consist mainly -
- There is no accounting for
- Oh Death where is thy
- Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
- I came in with Halley'
- I am personally acquainted with
- The more you join with
- When a man's dog
- It were not best that
- I have no race prejudices,
- They did not know it
- The two Testaments are interesting,
- Information appears to stew out
- I am not an American.
- In the Spring, I have
- Never run after you own
- The Germans have an inhuman
- Now and then we had
- Are you so unobservant as
- The holy passion of Friendship
- We despise all reverences and
- Never refuse to do a
- When one's character begins
- It is by the goodness
- Truth is such a precious
- When your friends begin to
- So I became a newspaperman.
- The gods offer no rewards
- It is strange the way
- Out of the depths of
- Two days overdue, THE WORLD'
- It is more trouble to
- We have not the reverent
- All you drunkards: Put down
- Ignorance is not not knowin' -
- That's just the way:
- As a boy, I once
- Patriotism is merely a religion-
- Dates are hard to remember
- When congress is in session
- Wine is a clog to
- Better a broken promise than
- The highest perfection of politeness
- I am a great and
- Heroine: girl who is perfectly
- In early times some sufferer
- Greece is a bleak, unsmiling
- All men are ignorant, just
- A sin takes on a
- More than two hundred death
- Beautiful credit! The foundation of
- I have learned that there
- I am admonished in many
- on-dutch-flat-poetry-it
- We are always more anxious
- To succeed in life, you
- It is best to read
- India has two million gods,
- Truth is neither alive nor
- Sometimes people do get hurt
- It takes a thousand men
- Figures don't lie, but
- We could use up two
- It is a pity we
- A little lie can travel
- Wisdom teaches us that none
- Stars and shadows ain't
- Self-approval is acquired mainly
- Jane Austen's books, too,
- The laws of Nature, that
- The work that is really
- Well enough for old folks
- I hope all of us
- It is not what a
- Fry-me-an-optimist-for
- I wonder if God created
- Conductor, when you receive a
- I don't want no
- classic-a-book-which-people
- There is not a single
- Synergy - the bonus that is
- I could have become a
- The pulpit and the optimist
- Every time I read a
- I can understand German as
- I'm merely running some
- The southerner talks music.
- My books are like water;
- Our Bible reveals to us
- I could never learn to
- We often feel sad in
- Foreigners cannot enjoy our food,
- Perfect grammar - persistent, continuous, sustained -
- Unused talents gives you no
- Does the human being reason?
- Wheresoever she was, there was
- I was exceedingly delighted with
- Never learn to do anything:
- for business reasons, I must
- If we learned to walk
- Honesty is often the best
- Tell me about a person'
- It makes one hope and
- My father and I were
- A man is never more
- The soul and substance of
- from the beginning of my
- Tomorrow night I appear for
- I should be sorry to
- Each man must for himself
- Get a bicycle. You will
- Right is right, and wrong
- To do good is noble.
- I have damaged my intellect
- He had an uncommon fondness
- Switzerland would me a mighty
- We should be careful to
- Faith is believing things you
- I am the entire human
- Soap and education are not
- Schoolboy days are no happier
- It is easy to see
- No photograph ever was good
- You know that kind of
- If we only had some
- Success is a journey, not
- Learning softeneth the heart and
- He [George Washington Cable] has
- While the rest of the
- Where every man in a
- Was it my conspicuousness that
- When in doubt tell the
- In Marseilles they make half
- The Indian may seem poor
- If all the fools in
- There ain't anything that
- More than once I have
- Gold in its native state
- Damn these human beings; if
- If science exterminates a disease
- The only people that a
- Suppose you were an idiot,
- The trouble ain't that
- If you've got a
- Surely the test of a
- Do the right thing. It
- It is better to deserve
- The very ink with which
- When I reflect upon the
- One of the proofs of
- An injurious lie is an
- A myriad of men are
- Customs do not concern themselves
- The educated Southerner has no
- It is better to take
- One of the most striking
- The longing of my heart
- One learns peoples through the
- They say that you can'
- Sacred cows make the best
- The government is merely a
- It is our nature to
- The fact is, the king
- He had only one vanity;
- Worrying is like paying a
- Such is luck! And such
- The minute we get reconciled
- We like a man to
- Therein lies the defect of
- The average man don't
- I couldn't bear to
- Unexpected money is a delight.
- In my age, as in
- Majority-patriotism-is-the-customary
- All scenery in California requires
- As soon as a man
- I do see that there
- Whiskey is for drinking; water
- A religion that comes of
- A private should preserve a
- It's good sportsmanship to
- Men are like bank accounts.
- There are some natures which
- To say a compliment well
- Ours is the "land of
- Fame is a vapor, popularity
- Where are there are two
- A Christian's first duty
- The frankest and freest product
- If we had less statemanship
- Conscience, man's moral medicine
- To create man was a
- In forgiving, people are not
- The future interests me - I'
- I wish Europe would let
- Often a quite assified remark
- A few fly bites cannot
- He wa'n't no
- I'm pushing 60 years
- No sinner is ever saved
- Missionarying was a better thing
- He was endowed with a
- We all do no end
- What a lumbering poor vehicle
- Those that respect the law
- Tom appeared on the sidewalk
- It has been reported that
- I will gradually drop this
- On with dance, let joy
- Not all the Greek runners
- And so when I couldn'
- Whenever we come upon one
- This is the year 1492.
- In the first place, God
- It is governed by minorities,
- Damn the subjunctive. It brings
- Nature makes the locust with
- patriotism-Is-a-word-which
- Where a blood relation sobs,
- Don't live in the
- There are too many stars
- Homely truth is unpalatable.
- The common eye sees only
- Adam was the author of
- Like most people, I often
- Good exercise for the heart:
- Sometimes you gwyne to git
- Nothing exists but you. And
- Honor is a harder master
- Every time you stop a
- Education that consists in learning
- If God is what people
- If a spectacle is going
- Start it at no particular
- If the desire to kill
- Thunder is good, thunder is
- Whenever the human race assembles
- Never mistake motion for progress.
- Memories which someday will become
- There is nothing more frustrating
- I am quite sure now
- When you fish for love,
- It's a good thing
- I do not know what
- To get the full value
- The dreamer's valuation of
- I am aware that I
- Irreverence is the champion of
- Every time I reform in
- The Germans are exceedingly fond
- I would rather have my
- A proud man is one
- Do not offer a compliment
- It now seems plain to
- Nothing is so ignorant as
- There was never a century
- Education: that which reveals to
- The spirit of Christianity proclaims
- That is their way, those
- Warm summer sun, shine kindly
- Man never creates, he only
- I have a higher and
- And so I am become
- Knighterrantry is a most chuckleheaded
- Prophesy is a good line
- I love to revel in
- You cannot have a theory
- The air up there in
- The english alphabet is pure
- High and fine literature is
- Adam was but humanthis explains
- But it warn't no
- April 1. This is the
- God's great cosmic joke
- There are some few people
- I do not see how
- All you need is ignorance
- We had an abundance of
- I have only one moral
- It is no harm to
- Only a government that is
- An honest politician is an
- When a man stands on
- One of my theories is
- I could forgive the boy,
- What a good thing Adam
- Custom is petrification, nothing but
- All saints can do miracles,
- A better idea than my
- Tight pants are just uncomfortable.
- Now what I contend is
- We may not doubt that
- Next to possessing genius one'
- The sole impulse which dictates
- The ordinary chestnut can beget
- A soiled baby with a
- You can't reason with
- The election makes me think
- My faculties are decaying now
- Rise early. It is the
- The report of my death
- When a teacher calls a
- Everything has its limit - iron
- Baccarat is a game whereby
- The right word may be
- It is a gratification to
- If books are not good
- Only when a republic's
- Nature knows no indecencies; man
- Get your facts first, then
- We do not get ice-
- A man may have no
- When you got to the
- At noon I observed a
- There's plenty of boys
- Hotels are the only proper
- People who always feel jolly,
- The trouble with most of
- Demagogue--a vessel containing beer
- I would not rob you
- I am not one of
- I wish I could make
- Whatever you have lived, you
- Teaching is like trying to
- It has taken a weary
- Sometimes too much to drink
- There ought to be a
- To my mind that literature
- There is something fascinating about
- You take the lies out
- The less a man knows
- Heaven goes by favor. If
- The new political gospel: public
- Against a diseased imagination demonstration
- First catch your Boer, then
- Adam was the luckiest man
- A brown spotted lady-bug
- There's nobody for me
- Seventy is old enough. After
- There are no witches. The
- Every citizen of the republic
- a fully belly is little
- Civilization largely consists in hiding
- You can't pray a
- My experience with horses is
- No church property is taxed
- Tom said to himself that
- All you need in this
- I think we never become
- But death was sweet, death
- A wanton waste of projectiles.
- The master minds of all
- I never did a thing
- What a man wants with
- To avoid being drawn into
- I have thought many times
- There are no people who
- Darwin abolished special creations, contributed
- How charmed I am when
- When I was younger, I
- The physician who knows only
- Not until you become a
- The human being places sexual
- The difference between those that
- Is a person's public
- Trial by jury is the
- I was born modest; not
- The heart is the real
- He has been a doctor
- All religions issue bibles again
- We are strange beings, we
- Life does not consist mainly,
- If it is a Miracle,
- Everybody's private motto: It'
- In my experience, previously counted
- The gentle reader will never,
- Frankness is a jewel; only
- Often the surest way to
- By common consent of all
- You thunder and lightning too
- The first time a student
- Man is without doubt the
- You can't make a
- The blunting effects of slavery
- The low level which commercial
- Whoever has lived long enough
- Denial ain't just a
- If the bubble reputation can
- The more you explain it,
- I speak French with timidity,
- And I urge upon you
- The past does not repeat
- I have attended operas, whenever
- Man is the Reasoning Animal.
- The easy part of being
- To trust the God of
- The existing phrasebooks are inadequate.
- The ancients stole all our
- One must travel, to learn.
- Sometimes my feelings are so
- Always tell the truth. That
- Education is what remains when
- Well, my book is written-
- Heaven is by favor; if
- History may not repeat, but
- I can't do no
- I asked Tom if countries
- My idea of our civilization
- Public opinion is held in
- Leaving out the gamblers, the
- What work I have done
- Nearly all black and brown
- When a person is accustomed
- There was never yet an
- There is a great difference
- In religion and politics peoples
- Whatever you say, say it
- I am as prompt as
- Had double chins all the
- One frequently only finds out
- It is not like studying
- All gods are better than
- There was a great difference
- A dream...I was trying
- Truth is mighty and will
- I have always been rather
- Man has imagined a heaven,
- Some civilized women would lose
- A Patriot is someone who
- My axiom is, to succeed
- A crime persevered in a
- Don't look at the
- Well - Patriotism has its laws.
- The Bible has noble poetry
- What a man sees in
- Jim said that bees won'
- The cost of living hasn'
- The average American's simplest
- I cannot help but notice
- There are two things nobody
- No man that has ever
- There is no humor in
- One gains at least two
- I have traveled more than
- Now I can only pray
- A baby is an inestimable
- My first American ancestor, gentlemen,
- I have too much respect
- In prayer we call ourselves '
- A habit cannot be tossed
- Honest-men-are-few-when
- God made all the animals
- The truth is a precious
- I was a-trembling, because
- I do not allow my
- As a rule, we go
- Weather is a literary specialty,
- I have seen an entire
- Out of the public schools
- Experience comes from bad judgment.
- In America-as elsewhere-free
- It is easy to make
- If God had meant for
- Who knows, he may grow
- Man is a Religious Animal.
- What is there in Rome
- If Christians should vote their
- Do your duty today and
- There are those who imagine
- I think I can say,
- Everybody lies...every day, every
- The symbol of the race
- Those people.... early stricken of
- By and by when each
- One may make their house
- Man is the only slave.
- In the ancient city of
- Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it
- There are only two types
- To someone with a hammer,
- As one boy said, 'I
- It usually takes me more
- Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit
- There are only two forces
- My brother had just been
- The writing begins when youve
- It used to take me
- For the majority of us,
- If we would learn what
- Our consciences take no notice
- Fortune knocks at every man'
- All schools, all colleges, have
- Additional problems are the offspring
- There isn't anything so
- What a man misses mostly
- The law of work seems
- Many-foolish-persons-wanderers-from
- Why is it that, among
- Always acknowledge a fault. This
- I think the Cincinnati Enquirer
- The Public is merely a
- No man is straitly honest
- Children have but little charity
- Men and women -- even man
- The Bible is a wonderful
- The inability to forget is
- Don't use a five-
- There was no place in
- The man who isn't
- I reverently believe that the
- Pity is for the living,
- Adam was not alone in
- I can teach anybody how
- To be human is to
- Good friends, good books and
- In Paris they just simply
- A thing long expected takes
- Man is the only animal
- Man-is-a-marvelous-curiosity
- Travel is lethal to prejudice.
- It must be well-nigh
- All kings is mostly rapscallions,
- Never do wrong when people
- I have stopped smoking now
- Truth is stranger than fiction-
- History never repeats itself; at
- I find no change of
- There have been innumerable Temporary
- Every year you wait, long
- To go abroad has something
- A jay hasnt got any
- A sound heart is a
- The cigar-box which the
- If you send a damned
- The only difference between reality
- There is nothing that saps
- We get our morals from
- The world has corrected the
- From his cradle to his
- Love seems the swiftest, but
- Any emotion, if it is
- Is the human race a
- Experience is an author's
- George Washington, as a boy,
- Don't wrestle with pigs.
- To gnaw on is human,
- There are women who have
- A public library is the
- Change is the handmaiden Nature
- The old saw says, 'Let
- Except a person be part
- The thing for us to
- In the real world, nothing
- I always did hate for
- The public is the only
- It is hopeless for the
- It is the will of
- The devil's aversion to
- Men think they think upon
- There are no accidents, all
- Priapism is what happens when
- When one reads Bibles, one
- there was no crime in
- The insincerity of man-all
- It was a place of
- Substitute "damn" every time you'
- A sincere compliment is always
- I was seldom able to
- It is agreed, in this
- I am content to be
- All gentle cant and philosophizing
- Heaven is the very last
- It is your human environment
- A discriminating irreverence is the
- I try never to let
- There are several kinds of
- Nothing agrees with me. If
- One holds a bottle of
- Pilgrim's Progress , about a
- Nothing seems to please a
- My advice to girls: first,
- To me [Edgar Allen Poe'
- Temper is what gets most
- The jury system puts a
- Patriotism is usually the refuge
- Most people are bothered by
- When a library expels a
- Worrying is paying interest on
- Too much is just enough.
- What is there that confers
- When the Lord finished the
- The North thinks it knows
- My kind of loyalty was
- If I can capture truth
- Dying man couldn't make
- You can tell German wine
- A round man cannot be
- Many people have the reasoning
- Reality can be beaten with
- The only difference between a
- A cat is more intelligent
- Put no trust in the
- I told you this would
- A man may plan as
- No one has ever seen
- When I take up one
- Only kings, presidents, editors, and
- To forget pain is to
- Baseball is the very symbol,
- And how moving is the
- Laws control the lesser man...
- As an example to others,
- In all the ages, three-
- Music is a good thing;
- The-person-that-had-took
- The moral of it is
- Circumstances make man, not man
- It ain't what you
- There are three infallible ways
- The exercise of an extraordinary
- The moral sense enables one
- How little a thing can
- Difference between savage and civilized
- What, sir, would the people
- Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage
- The frankest and freest and
- By "trampling upon the helpless
- Always obey your parents - when
- Really, what we want now,
- Be respectful to your superiors,
- I was educated once - it
- Rags, wretchedness, poverty and dirt,
- Good wine needs no bush;
- Nothing is made in vain,
- There is no God, no
- It is not best that
- when you recollect something which
- There is nothing to be
- Shut the door not that
- Supposing is good, but finding
- A person who has during
- Let us swear while we
- I'm glad I did
- Censorship is telling a man
- It is not a new
- I don't speak German
- Time and tide wait for
- In my nostrils still lives
- The machine has several virtues...
- The difference between the right
- Genius, like gold and precious
- The Autocrat of Russia possesses
- History has tried hard to
- In the laboratory there are
- Inherited ideas are a curious
- Don't say the old
- An occultation of Venus is
- Moralists and philosophers have adjudged
- The finest clothing made is
- Never argue with people who
- To place man properly at
- You may have noticed that
- Another editor. That thing behind
- I didn't have time
- The ignorant are afraid to
- Probably there is an imperceptible
- it is not wise to
- The man who is a
- Just because youre taught that
- Conservatism is the blind and
- Plain question and plain answer
- What is the difference between
- After my marriage she edited
- At 50, a man can
- no-country-can-be-well
- Stripping away the irrational, the
- Let us guess that whenever
- Golf is a good walk
- His head was an hour-
- The English are mentioned in
- Those who do not read
- The-administration-of-the-law
- Go and surprise the whole
- God was left out of
- I was educated, I was
- I didn't attend the
- The critic's symbol should
- isn't so astonishing, the
- No man has an appreciation
- The older I get, the
- Analyzing humor is like dissecting
- More than one cigar at
- Humorists of the 'mere' sort
- Age is an issue of
- It is my belief that
- In America, we hurry-which
- A marriage. . .will give a
- I have done more for
- Laughter without a tinge of
- We never knew an ignorant
- Our opinions do not really
- It has been said that
- Who are we to create
- All say, how hard it
- Whatever a man's age,
- Human beings seem to be
- July 4. Statistics show that
- Total abstinence is so excellent
- If work were so pleasant,
- It is curious and interesting
- A journalist is a reporter
- One of the brightest gems
- Half of the results of
- The dog is a gentleman;
- How easy it is to
- We can achieve what we
- A wise man does not
- Canadian girls are so pretty
- Data is like garbage. You'
- I can speak French but
- When the time comes that
- There are German songs which
- the size of a misfortune
- There has been much tragedy
- The secret of getting ahead
- I respect a man who
- Love is madness, if thwarted
- Words are only painted fire;
- Between believing a thing and
- The first half of my
- I believe I have no
- There isn't a Parallel
- I am living a new
- Franklin said once in one
- There are laws to protect
- Necessity is the mother of
- Who are the oppressors? The
- A gentleman is a man
- We are all alike, on
- This is a Christian country.
- She kept up her compliments,
- A great, great deal has
- Being rich ain't what
- If there was two birds
- Drop this mean and sordid
- The altar cloth of one
- When you feel like tellin
- Scientists have odious manners, except
- It is better to give
- There are things which some
- I always take Scotch whiskey
- When there was room on
- If one is honest there
- Love is not a product
- I've dealt with many
- A good memory and a
- That is an editor. He
- I never can think of
- There is nothing more awe-
- But the people cannot have
- Ignorance, intolerance, egotism, self-assertion,
- War talk by men who
- There isn't anything you
- There is not an acre
- I don't want my
- To get the right word
- The Impartial Friend: Death, the
- An injurious truth has no
- It's awful undermining to
- I am an anti-imperialist.
- But it is a blessed
- In Boston they ask, how
- The only certainties in life
- Every one knew he could
- To avoid lying, do nothing
- What, then, is the true
- The lack of money is
- The nation is divided, half
- An ecstasy is a thing
- If you can't stand
- Anger is an acid that
- Adam and Eve had many
- A distinguished man should be
- Simple rules for saving money:
- Eight grown Americans out of
- Suddenly the nickel-clad horse
- Duties are not performed for
- A reputable lawyer will advise
- Among other common lies, we
- You may say a cat
- When whole races and peoples
- Many public-school children seem
- I smoke in moderation. Only
- We-all-know-that-in
- Prosperity is the surest breeder
- Creed and opinion change with
- The rain ...falls upon the
- great people are those who
- I have carried a revolver;
- What is the most rigorous
- I persuaded him to throw
- Consider the average intelligence of
- As by the fires of
- Methuselah lived to be 969
- One should never use exclamation
- He gossips habitually; he lacks
- No, I have no desire
- Such is professional jealousy; a
- When someone dies, it is
- There is no other life;
- Our inner strengths, experiences, and
- Facts are stubborn, but statistics
- I am able to say
- We all know about the
- The [Kodak is] the only
- I saw men whom thirty
- Thanksgiving day. Let us all
- Nevertheless we have this curious
- The pitifulest thing out is
- Try-the-mustard---a-man
- I'm the only person
- Do you reckon Tom Sawyer
- Preachers are always pleasant company
- Perhaps no poet is a
- Man seems to be a
- What is Man? Man is
- What a world of trouble
- He liked to like people,
- This is the fairest picture
- The Mississippi River towns are
- There are several good protections
- We don't cut up
- They spell it da Vinci
- I'm a very old
- A policeman in plain clothes
- College is a place where
- Temperate temperance is best; intemperate
- If you hold a cat
- There's always something about
- All of us contain Music &
- What God lacks is convictions-
- No one can write perfect
- It takes me a long
- Persons who think there is
- Suppose . . . burglars had made entry
- All generalizations are false, including
- Out of the unconscious lips
- India is, the cradle of
- The political and commercial morals
- I would rather go to
- Always obey your parents. When
- Hero: Person in a book
- Never let formal education get
- The humorous story is told
- It was the schoolboy who
- People who love sausage and
- I cherish the dreams of
- It is no use to
- Nothing so focuses the mind
- Under certain circumstances, profanity provides
- You cant reach old age
- We chase phantoms half the
- Blasphemy? No, it is not
- How lovely is death; and
- There is nothing training can'
- Age enlarges and enriches the
- Surely the ass who invented
- We are all beggars, each
- You can't keep a
- I was young and foolish
- I have not professionally dealt
- One-of-the-first-achievements
- Don't explain your author,
- Love heightens all senses - except
- To eat is human, to
- We need not worry so
- My father was an amazing
- I do not like work
- I'm in favor of
- The universal brotherhood of man
- We all belong to the
- A banquet is probably the
- I know all those people.
- Yesterday, everybody smoked his last
- Begin with the determination to
- Time cools, time clarifies; no
- Give an Irishman lager for
- The idea that no gentleman
- Every generalization is dangerous, especially
- The higher animals get their
- If the world ends, I'
- The business aspects of the
- We can't reach old
- We are always too busy
- The idea that a baby
- Public Servant: Persons chosen by
- We had a sunset of
- A good and wholesome thing
- I have tried getting up
- Too much of anything is
- The proverb says that Providence
- This autobiography of mine is
- Loyalty to the country always.
- It is a mistake that
- Good decisions come from experience.
- When I want to read
- Forgiveness is the fragrance that
- I should have been glad
- In India, 'cold weather' is
- The rule is perfect: in
- By his father he is
- Make your mark in New
- A human being has a
- Inherently, each one of us
- Nothing-so-liberalizes-a-man
- It{California} is the land
- I have been cautioned to
- Many of the cemeteries are
- Often it does seem a
- From the dome of St.
- If the metrics you are
- No man's life, liberty,
- If you can't get
- I am persuaded that the
- I wonder how much it
- It is human to exaggerate
- The more I know people,
- Each man is afraid of
- A gifted person ought to
- Everything human is pathetic
- We like to read about
- Some of us cannot be
- I once sent a dozen
- Man is kind enough when
- France has usually been governed
- Thousands of geniuses live and
- I am always on the
- The choir always tittered and
- do-you-worry-unnecessarily-about
- We catched fish, and talked,
- We regret the things we
- Benefit of clergy: Half-rate
- There has been only one
- Virtue has never been as
- The mind that becomes soiled
- Advertisements contain the only truths
- The truth hurts, but silence
- Medicine has made all its
- What are the proper proportions
- If I were going to
- And what is a man
- But the elastic heart of
- Cooper's art has some
- Humor is the great thing,
- Agassiz does recommend authors to
- Happiness ain't a thing
- Solomon, who was one of
- There are two reasons why
- English humor is hard to
- when we badly want a
- One day man by the
- When people do not respect
- When the doctrine of allegiance
- The self taught man seldom
- A joke, even if it
- Love your enemy, it will
- Two things seemed pretty apparent
- Our Congresses consist of Christians.
- Words are only painted fire,
- The world doesn't owe
- All right, then, I'll
- It is not best to
- The only very marked difference
- Forgiveness is the fragrance the
- If all men were rich,
- When your watch gets out
- If you had made the
- He was sunshine most always-
- I cannot keep from talking,
- His ignorance covers the world
- When one has tasted watermelon
- Let us live so that
- Obscurity and a competencethat is
- All schools, all colleges have
- Use the right word, not
- In the South the war
- It is a dear and
- Epitaphs are cheap, and they
- dont-you-worry-and-dont
- Ah, if he could only
- They do say that when
- When I was younger I
- I am pushing sixty. That
- The best cure for Christianity
- You must not pay a
- If Christ were here now
- If everyone was satisfied with
- It's not as bad
- We wish to learn all
- One can enjoy a rainbow
- I was an arden Hayes
- Even the clearest and most
- Concerning the difference between man
- Some authorities hold that the
- I've never let my
- Labor in loneliness is irksome.
- You have noticed that the
- Do not complain about growing
- Concentration of power in a
- She remained both girl and
- The man who sets out
- I was warned to stop
- If the Christians of America
- My mind changes often ... People
- Each of you, for himself,
- There's a good spot
- Good breeding consists in concealing
- The kingly office is entitled
- A clean desk is a
- The fact that man knows
- This editor is a critic.
- A railroad is like a
- Every person is a book,
- We Americans... bear the ark
- Against the assault of laughter
- Cold! If the thermometer had
- I am opposed to millionaires,
- I will remark in the
- Intellectual food is like any
- What ought to be done
- The difference between a Miracle
- We have to be despised
- an Autobiography is the truest
- How slow and still the
- There is a sumptuous variety
- Only one thing is impossible
- School gets in the way
- All Congresses and Parliaments have
- The funniest things are the
- The laws of Nature take
- Ethical man: A Christian holding
- One-should-be-gentle-with
- When grown-up persons indulge
- There are people who can
- I like the truth sometimes,
- the-bible-is-a-mass
- Whenever a copyright law is
- I have never seen what
- Go to bed early, get
- All people have had ill
- Tell the truth or trump-
- You can't throw too
- Let your secret sympathies and
- We take a natural interest
- We have to keep our
- Of the delights of this
- Sometimes I lifted a chicken
- Simplified spelling is all right,
- It is an important thing,
- To be busy is man'
- I can always tell which
- My own luck has been
- We laugh and laugh. Then
- The art of prophecy is
- A "classic" is a book
- Man - a figment of God'
- Our best built certainties are
- Delicacy - a sad, sad false
- Every man is a moon
- There-isnt-often-anything-in
- It consists mainly of the
- The proverb says, "Born lucky,
- None but the dead have
- Some men worship rank, some
- A person who has a
- It may have happened, it
- Well, no doubt it's
- In religion, India is the
- Give every day the chance
- Kindness is a language herd
- Those who say truth is
- Travel is fatal to bigotry.
- Between us, we cover all
- Our most valuable and most
- Eloquence is the essential thing
- I purpose publishing these Letters
- Most writers regard the truth
- Humor must not professedly teach
- All large political doctrines are
- If horses knew their strength
- Of all the unchristian beverages
- Every man is in his
- France has neither winter nor
- To us, our house was
- The man who is ostentatious
- The introduction of homeopathy forced
- A photograph is a most
- The xmas holidays have this
- Frankenstein took some flesh and
- It is plain that there
- The Book of Mormon is
- In my schoolboy days I
- The primary rule of business
- The bane of Americans is
- A classic is something that
- I can live for two
- There is nothing like instances
- In truth I care little
- The time to begin writing
- Children are natural mimics who
- Forget and forgive. This is
- Humor is the good natured
- That is the way we
- The more things are forbidden,
- The cat, having sat upon
- It is higher and nobler
- Be good and you'll
- Laws are sand, customs are
- A dozen direct censures are
- The lie, as a virtue,
- Experience of life (not of
- It was not that Adam
- I said there was but
- Water, taken in moderation, cannot
- Fleas can be taught nearly
- I knew a man who
- A big leather-bound volume
- Sum all the gifts that
- Chastity - you can carry it
- A lie can make it
- The timid man yearns for
- There's some human instinct
- But we are all insane,
- Women cannot receive even the
- A good legible label is
- The Moral Sense teaches us
- Let us save the tomorrows
- I wish to become rich,
- There are two times in
- The law of work does
- Great enterprises usually promise vastly
- But that's always the
- My sister...was an interested
- Custom is, to think a
- Alas! those good old days
- I cannot see how a
- Italy is the home of
- Both marriage and death ought
- Only he who has seen
- A group of men in
- That cat will write her
- Optimist: day-dreamer in his
- The reason why truth is
- The church is always trying
- Never argue with a fool,
- No God and no religion
- If smoking cigars is not
- So far as I am
- Shall we go on conferring
- Eating and sleeping are the
- Human Beings are the only
- Gratitude is a debt which
- Habit is habit, and not
- You cannot have all chiefs;
- Switzerland is simply a large,
- Whiskey is carried into committee
- What's the use you
- Politicians and diapers must be
- More than once I had
- Don't just sit there
- I haven't any right
- Some people give their problems
- Sufficient unto the day is
- We love old travelers: we
- One compliment can keep me
- No sane man can be
- Life ain't about how
- You have heretofore found out,
- Life is short, break the
- Who would find out that
- A pessimist is a well-
- God pours out love upon
- God has put something noble
- If you want love and
- You feel mighty free and
- Writing is easy. All you
- I was born modest, but
- It's an epitome of
- A mine is a hole
- Every man feels that his
- It was wonderful to find
- So much blood has been
- Praise is well, compliment is
- Human nature is the same
- Wit is the sudden marriage
- I was standing in our
- On with the dance, let
- Doesn't make any difference
- You aim for the palace
- For all the talk you
- I never could keep a
- If husbands could realize what
- Compliments make me vain: & when
- Kindness is the language which
- We write frankly and freely,
- I would like to live
- I am a democrat only
- Reputation is a hall-mark:
- Religion consists in a set
- You meet people who forget
- The most interesting information comes
- Everytime I read 'Pride and
- I admire the serene assurance
- Don't dream your life,
- A man's character may
- Choosing not to read is
- Be good and you will
- Heaven-for-climate-and-hell
- My heart goes out to
- Enthusiasm is caught, not taught.
- It is a good and
- Saturday morning was come, and
- Books are the liberated spirits
- You want to be very
- I have been on the
- the more I know about
- Nothing that grieves us can
- Eat a live frog first
- Our lives, our liberty, and
- To arrive at a just
- Evolution is the law of
- That reminds me to remark,
- For instance, take this sample:
- Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there
- Annihilation has no terrors for
- I don't know of
- You can't break a
- You can go to heaven
- The poetry is all in
- If you invent two or
- The silent colossal National Lie
- God rewards gamblers and fools.
- Dance like nobody's looking.
- My mother had a slender,
- I shall never use profanity
- Let us make a special
- Definite speech means clarity of
- The statesmen will invent cheap
- Don't go to sleep,
- If it would not look
- There is no security in
- What is the real function,
- When ill luck begins, it
- Low comedies are written for
- We have a criminal jury
- The old man laughed loud
- You may say organize, organize,
- Of course, no man is
- Human beings can be awful
- Grief can take care if
- Once you've put one
- Do right and you will
- There's always a hole
- I like a good story
- The miracle or the power
- If ever you've been
- When majority is insane, sane
- To be great, truly great,
- You should never trust a
- I have been an author
- The true pioneer of civilization
- Diligence is a good thing,
- What is it that strikes
- It's easy to endure
- When I was fourteen, my
- No temperance society which is
- I have never heard enough
- Most men die at 27,
- I said there was nothing
- The average man is what
- There are people who think
- Death is the starlit strip
- I heard a Californian student
- I bring you this stately
- I've come loaded with
- Never have a battle of
- In love, you pay as
- Knowledge becomes wisdom only after
- It may be called the
- He was such a good
- I'm all for prosperity.
- Written things are not for
- Why is it that we
- Never argue with stupid people,
- The citizen who thinks he
- I saw a startling sight
- Life is short. Forgive quickly,
- Satan hasn't a single
- Now when I had mastered
- The real yellow peril: Gold.
- I simply cant resist a
- If I had more time,
- Remember this, take this to
- He is useless on top
- I do not wish any
- But they (the infantry) had
- All publishers are Columbuses. The
- That optimist of yours is
- For a male person bric-
- I thoroughly disapprove of duels.
- You may call a jay
- The proper office of a
- Why was the human race
- Men are easily dealt with--
- Why should anybody want to
- God, so atrocious in the
- Humor, to be comprehensible to
- One thing at a time,
- It is poison - rank poison -
- Every inventor is a crackpot
- Which is him?" The grammar
- An author values a compliment
- If you do read the
- There is no use in
- Ignorant people think it is
- There is a charm about
- In German, a young lady
- The law is a system
- There is no sadder sight
- The ability to find solutions
- In God We Trust. It
- It is the Creators Grand
- Always tell the truth; then
- How unfortunate and how narrowing
- Every civilization carries the seeds
- When I am king they
- We must look for our
- Laughter is the greatest weapon
- The reason most people don'
- Apparently one of the most
- Explore. Dream. Discover.
- No child should be permitted
- Few of us stand prosperity;
- Focus more on your desire
- There isn't any way
- Work and play are words
- Note that venerable proverb: Children
- Let me make the superstitions
- It is noble to teach
- Never let the truth get
- Brooklyn praise is half slander.
- When angry, count to four;
- I think a compliment ought
- How often we recall with
- Eventually, I sickened of people,
- You don't know about
- The less there is to
- I was dead for millions
- I would much prefer to
- Don't tell fish stories
- Barring that natural expression of
- I believe I have had
- Your actions speak so much
- It takes your enemy and
- The way it is now,
- When angry, count to a
- A home without a cat
- Every man is wholly honest
- Genius has no youth, but
- A half-educated physician is
- The average woman would rather
- In all the ages the
- To be, or not to
- If a person offends you,
- Golden rule: Made of hard
- I have achieved my seventy
- Progressive improvement beats delayed perfection.
- I have made it a
- My interest in my work
- There are those who scoff
- To write without pay until
- the rumors of the White
- I prefer milk because I
- Prosperity is the best protector
- Every man is a moon;
- In Austria an editor who
- Once I talked to the
- No one can tell me
- Writing is the easiest thing
- Authorship is not a trade,
- The modern patriotism, the true
- When the world is made
- I do not like an
- That which was hard to
- Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The
- Circumstance - which moves by laws
- It is a worthy thing
- Repartee is something we think
- I felt it was my
- I hate to hear people
- Yes, always avoid violence. In
- Deep down in me I
- Wherefore being all of one
- Constellations have always been troublesome
- A woman springs a sudden
- That is a simple rule,
- Some people bring joy wherever
- I begin to see that
- In all my travels the
- It is a time when
- The Christian's Bible is
- In statesmanship get formalities right,
- The trouble with the world
- Broad, wholesome, charitable views .. can
- Every man has a secret
- How many of you believe
- You are about as happy
- Humor is mankind's greatest
- I am dead to adverbs;
- Do not undervalue the headache.
- She is not refined. She
- Make your vacation your vocation.
- Each season brings a world
- Only laughter can blow [a
- I have been reading the
- Wagner has some great moments,
- His money is twice tainted:
- What's your name?" "Becky
- The unexamined life may not
- Grown people everywhere are always
- Balloon: Thing to take meteroric
- The secret to success: find
- All good things arrive unto
- I have spent most of
- It was the most earnest
- Pessimist: The optimist who didn'
- Eternal rest sounds comforting in
- A person that started in
- All our acts, reasoned and
- Braveness is resistance to concern,
- It shames the average man
- An American has not seen
- If the world comes to
- If you want me to
- When a person cannot deceive
- What do you think of
- If we read the words
- I do not want Michael
- If you shamefully misuse a
- Civilization is a limitless multiplication
- I admire him, I frankly
- It ain't those parts
- Citizenship is what makes a
- It is curious that physical
- To lodge all power in
- It's easy to make
- The most difficult We do
- We called him Barney for
- When in doubt, tell the
- Not a single right is
- The banging and slamming and
- When you ascend the hill
- Can it be possible that
- There is more real pleasure
- He could charm an audience
- I went to the circus,
- The New York papers have
- Herschel removed the speckled tent-
- If you must be indiscrete,
- Good judgement is the result
- whenever the literary german dives
- A successful book is not
- Jesus died to save men -
- Is not this insanity plea
- If we were meant to
- These are the true and
- Yes - en I's rich
- If I had been helping
- The old Irish when immersing
- In God We Trust. I
- How empty is theory in
- If we could imagine such
- The humorous story is American,
- A monarch, when good, is
- Figures often beguile me, particularly
- It is often the case
- Carlyle said 'a lie cannot
- A person who won't
- There are three kinds of
- I played Chess with him
- We can't always have
- The motto stated a lie.
- Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind
- Guides cannot master the subtleties
- Manifestly, dying is nothing to
- It takes a heap of
- Adam did not want the
- I never write "metropolis" for
- A street in Constantinople is
- A banker is somebody who
- Drag your thoughts away from
- It is at our mother'
- I have found out that
- Troubles are only mental; it
- All war must be just
- In religion and politics, people'
- If to be interesting is
- Let us draw the curtain
- We are called the nation
- Last week, I stated this
- I have been born more
- We have the best government
- Wagners music is better than
- Talking of patriotism, what humbug
- Very well, then, where do
- I don't know anything
- In the beginning of a
- It usually takes more than
- I know the look of
- If we should deal out
- If ignorance is bliss, why
- The old saw says - 'Let
- The lightning there is peculiar;
- The-circumstances-and-the-atmosphere
- Courage is not the absence
- God only exhibits his thunder
- Drawing on my fine command
- An Englishman is a person
- Ignorant-as-the-unborne-babe
- It is discouraging to try
- It has always been a
- When I'm playful I
- Tough times teach trust.
- The Church has opposed every
- A little starvation can really
- Sagebrush is a very fair
- My mother had a great
- He was a solemn, unsmiling,
- Twenty-four years ago I
- All men have heard of
- There warn't anybody at
- Kings cannot ennoble thee, thou
- I was born with Halley'
- I am an old man
- I don't mind what
- Ours is a terrible religion.
- Strange is the man who
- None of us can have
- I don't believe any
- The Mississippi River will always
- Biographies are but the clothes
- A conspiracy is nothing but
- To one in sympathy with
- If you have no will
- There are 869 different forms
- If there is a God,
- Education is what you must
- You try to tell me
- There is no family in
- I do love compliments, yet
- Whose property is my body?
- The joy of killing! the
- History teaches us that whenever
- Honesty: The best of all
- The exquisitely bad is as
- Don't wake up a
- A baby is an angel
- Experience teaches us only one
- Strange a God who mouths
- Never waste a lie; you
- Taking the pledge will not
- When an honest writer discovers
- You can have brilliant ideas,
- i-shall-never-use-profanity
- There is nothing training cannot
- Action speaks louder than words
- A historian who would convey
- Even popularity can be overdone.
- The principle of give and
- That is a society editor,
- It is human life. We
- If you would beseech a
- Of the demonstrably wise there
- When your opinions start to
- She was not quite what
- To stand still is to
- Experience, the only logic sure
- It will take mind and
- If you are with the
- How far we travel in
- I pledged myself to smoke
- It is a solemn thought:
- If you take epitaphs seriously,
- Independence-is loyalty to one'
- Optimist: Person who travels on
- Don't you know that
- Never put off until tomorrow
- I've seen many troubles
- There are those who would
- Vote: The only commodity that
- We Americans are the most
- It is believed by everyone
- Crowds stand around all day
- I haven't a particle
- I think that the reason
- Of the 417 commandments, only
- A good lawyer knows the
- My parents were neither very
- If you should rear a
- If your mother tells you
- Always do what's right.
- The wit knows that his
- Why do you sit there
- There's something in it
- The happy phrasing of a
- It would not be possible
- To string incongruities and absurdities
- Distance lends enchantment to the
- Indeed, none but the Deity
- The calamity that comes is
- It is my heart-warmed
- But in this country we
- A circle is a round
- The citizen who sees his
- To succeed in the other
- No throne exists that has
- Modesty antedates clothes and will
- Comedy keeps the heart sweet;
- The two most important days
- What marriage is to morality,
- Nothing helps scenery like bacon
- The secret source of humor
- The humorist who invented trial
- An open mind leaves a
- How superbly brave is the
- In other localities certain places
- Nothing spoils a good story
- I pity the fellow who
- For England must not fall:
- The equator was wisely put