Quotes By Douglas Adams BACK
- Let's think the unthinkable,
- I may not have gone
- For instance, on the planet
- The fact that we live
- I refuse to answer that
- The Guide says there is
- I love deadlines. I love
- A common mistake that people
- The major problemaone of
- A learning experience is one
- Time is an illusion. Lunchtime
- Would it save you a
- Isn't it enough to
- There is a theory which
- The ships hung in the
- The story so far:In
- Don't Panic.
- Nothing travels faster than the
- He felt that his whole
- Really the moment you have
- A fragrant breeze wandered up
- Ok he said I dont
- The switch had two settings
- Anyone who is capable of
- Zaphod felt he was teetering
- Many men of course became
- Lovers of print are simply
- Dirk was for one of
- In the old days writers
- Protect me from knowing what
- It takes a long time
- Very deep You should send
- Time doesnt necessarily happen in
- There is no problem so
- Capital Letters Were Always The
- He spent a lot of
- The dew has fallen with
- The Electric Monk was a
- What does it matter Science
- Anything invented before your fifteenth
- I may not have gone
- I dont really have any
- The seat received him in
- I love to keep poking
- Why is always the most
- The only person for whom
- Arthur blinked at the screens
- We all like to congregate
- The idea was fantastically wildly
- I think we have different
- What do you get if
- We cant win against obsession
- The longest and most destructive
- The storm had now definitely
- The story goes that I
- I was created to fulfill
- Unfortunately this Electric Monk had
- Time is the worst place
- Hey this is terrific he
- The bowler approached the wicket
- A beach house isnt just
- That was it That was
- I teleported home last night
- The point is you see
- The fact is I dont
- Dont you understand that we
- Imagine a puddle waking up
- I wanted to be John
- Why is the only question
- Ford looked at him severely
- The Universe as has been
- He had extracted himself from
- What to do if you
- In cases of major discrepancy
- Heres what the Encyclopedia Galactica
- The teacher usually learns more
- Only by counting could humans
- If you took a couple
- The little waiters eyebrows wandered
- Funny how just when you
- But the plans were on
- Siamese Cats have a way
- Id far rather be happy
- What a wonderfully exciting cough
- The Hitch Hikers Guide to
- SHOEBURYNESS absn The vague uncomfortable
- Radio did not kill books
- Put away your worries the
- The History of every major
- Bypasses are devices that allow
- Space is big Really big
- We notice things that dont
- I come in peaceTake me
- A cup of tea would
- If the Universe came to
- Democracy is all about not
- Its part of the shape
- Arthur Dent What happens if
- I really didnt foresee the
- Conceited little mega puppy
- Words used carelessly as if
- Stotting is jumping upward with
- When the idea comes I
- Cant stand all these poisonous
- No one really knows what
- The Macintosh may only have
- But what about the End
- We are not an endangered
- The longest and most destructive
- Far out in the uncharted
- This must be Thursday I
- How do I know the
- A theory of the universe
- Ford Prefect suppressed a little
- Nobleness was one word for
- David Attenborough has said that
- Im so great even I
- Trillian had come to suspect
- Driving a Porsche in London
- One of the problems of
- The books people are writing
- Obviously somebody had been appallingly
- A mobile phone needs a
- I seldom end up where
- It is a rare mind
- But the reason I call
- Was there a reason behind
- What I need is a
- I think media are at
- The complexities of cause and
- Gods Final Message to His
- Come on he droned Ive
- Anything that happens happens
- It is a mistake to
- And as he drove on
- Anything invented after youre thirty
- WOKING vb To enter the
- Beppu n The triumphant slamming
- You barbarians he yelled Ill
- There was a point to
- Being virtually killed by a
- When the girl sitting at
- When youre cruising down the
- I dont say that I
- I think you ought to
- Assumptions are what we dont
- Human beings who are almost
- It seemed to me said
- Pardon me for breathing which
- In an infinite Universe anything
- To Trin Tragulas horror the
- Space is big You just
- So this is it said
- If you stick a Babel
- It all sounds rather naive
- That young girl is one
- You may not instantly see
- The hardest assumption to challenge
- You cant dodge your responsibilities
- And so the Universe ended
- My favorite piece of information
- And for all the richest
- Space is really big REALLY
- I dont want to die
- A computer terminal is not
- Plenty of people did not
- Far out in the uncharted
- Humans think they are smarter
- He was a dreamer a
- In those days spirits were
- 42 is a nice number
- I find the whole business
- I tend to get very
- The Somebody Elses Problem field
- I seem to be having
- And then one Thursday nearly
- The major difference between a
- Nobody got murdered before lunch
- Mc Donalds he thought Theres
- You live and learn At
- Most of the time spent
- If they dont keep exercising
- This planet has or rather
- One always overcompensates for disabilities
- For instance on the planet
- If you try and take
- He attacked everything in life
- You cant possibly be a
- Very strange people physicists in
- Life is like a grapefruit
- Flying is learning how to
- Grown men he told himself
- Even a manically depressed robot
- If God allows proof that
- I refuse to prove that
- Whats so unpleasant about being
- The available worlds looked pretty
- Stomp stomp Whirr Pleased to
- My capacity for happiness he
- I think the idea of
- It is most gratifying it
- Dont spin your wheels and
- But for a moment Dirk
- Exactly said Deep Thought So
- In the beginning the Universe
- Mark Carwardines role essentially was
- The usual people tried to
- Numbers written on restaurant bills
- Why are people born Why
- Did I do anything wrong
- If we see you smoking
- The mere thought hadnt even
- Goosnargh said Ford Prefect which
- Solutions nearly always come from
- Oh dear says God I
- One of the problems and
- It was none the less
- I think all cats are
- Gordon Ways astonishment at being
- Technology is a word that
- This man is the bees
- The waiter approached Would you
- The problem is or rather
- And all dared to brave
- Yes it is true that
- Its not the fall that
- Ford youre turning into a
- He had a tremendous propensity
- But while nature has considerable
- Would you like me to
- What was the self sacrifice
- I always thought something was
- How many roads must a
- Simple I got very bored
- I rarely end up where
- One of the things Ford
- It startled him even more
- A computer chatted to itself
- A nerd is someone who
- Please relax said the voice
- Reality is hopelessly inaccurate
- The system of life on
- Here for whatever reason is
- Sherlock Holmes observed that once
- He inched his way up
- On the delivery plate of
- I have always been absurdly
- Im 48 which is a
- One day old Thrashbarg said
- He had got himself a
- All through my life Ive
- The truth of the matter
- The difference between us and
- I am rarely happier than
- The world is a thing
- Well I mean yes idealism
- These creatures you call mice
- If you really want to
- We are stuck with technology
- Dont blame you said Marvin
- I only know as much
- We no longer think of
- and then I decided I
- If somebody thinks theyre a
- Aberystwyth n A nostalgic yearning
- We have normality I repeat
- This planet has or rather
- Would you like to see
- I dont know what Im
- Time we know is relative
- Everything you see or hear
- The big corporations are suddenly
- Many words and expressions which
- Sir I said to the
- Theres nothing worse than sitting
- In order to fly all
- Cyberspace is or can be
- I can see were in
- He stood up straight and
- Will you stop counting snarled
- I am rarely happier than
- The only moral it is
- We are now cruising at
- In the center lay the
- Life said Marvin dolefully loathe
- He learned to communicate with
- People will then often say
- and the Universe will explode
- See first think later then
- I love deadlines I like
- For a moment he felt
- He felt a spasm of
- Much to his annoyance a
- One nonabsolute number is the
- You can tune a guitar
- In moments of great stress
- The Hitch Hikers Guide has
- Space is unimaginably big
- We live in strange times
- So long and thanks for
- These things will become clear
- To give real service you
- And so the problem remained
- He was constantly reminded of
- First we thought the PC
- You turn the computer into
- If you ever find you
- The Guide is definitive Reality
- and well be saying a
- There is a piece of
- The impossible often has a
- Well the hours are good
- People who need to bully
- If theres any real truth
- Some say that the universe
- The only thing nicer than
- Well meet the meat
- Looking up into the night
- Dennis Hutch had stepped up
- The technology involved in making
- I think fish is nice
- It Darwins theory of evolution
- The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a
- He shifted his weight from
- For millions of years on
- If there was one thing
- Just believe everything I tell
- I tend not to read
- Zaphod did not want to
- The last time anybody made
- For a moment nothing happened
- Being literate as a writer
- It can be very dangerous
- Shee you guys are so
- The Answer to the Great
- Technology is the name we
- The more Susan waited the
- Despite the fact that an
- Could be Im a pretty
- Joo Janta 200 Super Chromatic
- So the hours are pretty
- He felt like an old
- Do you find coming to
- For seven and a half
- Theres always a moment when
- The last ever dolphin message
- A life that is burdened
- If on the other hand
- A hole had just appeared
- Even the evil looking bird
- Im spending a year dead
- Bistromathics itself is simply a
- I dont go to mythical
- The most misleading assumptions are
- He actually caught himself saying
- Time affords us the ability
- As a result of all
- Arthur shook his head and
- Every country is like a
- The reason why so many
- All you really need to
- To summarize the summary of
- If theres anything more important
- Insofar as she recognized at
- Your God person puts an
- To boldly split infinitives that
- Beauty doesnt have to be
- Life is like a grapefruit
- One of the most important
- Marvin was humming ironically because
- In the stillness a fly
- My own strategy is to
- How do you know youre
- If I want to read
- Totally mad he said utter
- High on a rocky promontory
- Lord lord lord Protect me
- The world is a thing
- We are stuck with technology
- He has personality problems beyond
- Id take the awe of
- 2000 years ago one man
- All opinions are not equal
- We demand rigidly defined areas
- You cannot see what I
- The idea that Bill Gates
- The gorillas are not yet
- People always make this totally
- Its reassuring to realize that
- It was his subconscious which
- You know said Arthur its
- Earthmen are not proud of
- Curiously enough the only thing
- Everybody has their moment of
- Let us think the unthinkable
- I wrote an ad for
- I begged her Please dont
- Ha but my life is
- The kakapo is a bird
- One is never alone with
- My universe is my eyes
- Moving from radio to television
- Its guff It doesnt advance
- He was a man who
- Beethoven tells you what its
- My doctor says that I
- The lights went out in
- The Presidents job is not
- He hoped and prayed that
- And the most interesting natural
- Does God know he exists
- Believe me it is a
- For as long as he
- There was a terribly ghastly
- My absolute favourite piece of
- Deep in the fundamental heart
- Whats up I dont know
- I have detected disturbances in
- It takes an awful lot
- The argument goes something like
- Even light which travels so
- The quality of any advice
- Now the world has gone
- There are some oddities in
- Let us be dreamers thinkers
- Why should I want to
- Ah this is obviously some
- Having not said anything the
- There is a feeling which
- The difficulty with this conversation
- Dont believe anything you read
- The Ultimate Answer to Life
- Structural linguistics is a bitterly
- It was one of those
- Dirk turned on the car
- After a while he played
- She had what it took
- God is no longer an
- I am terribly proud of
- ABOYNE vb To beat an
- The bird that would soar
- I think the problem to
- What god would be hanging
- If everyone knew exactly what
- and the renewed shock had
- There are two things in
- Ive never understood all this
- I dont believe it Prove
- There was one planet off
- I didnt notice I was
- If somebody votes for a
- You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox Yeah
- You come to me for
- The party and the Krikkit
- Time travel by its very
- The Saab seethed off into
- Life is wasted on the
- Imagine he said never even
- How do you feel he
- Zaphod Beeblebrox adventurer ex hippie
- The Heart of Gold fled
- They wouldnt even lift a
- Alone of all the races
- I am a private detective
- The light works he said
- Six pints of bitter said
- The light was only just
- I am fascinated by religion
- I think a nerd is
- Meanwhile the poor Babel fish
- Please call me Eddie if
- The simple truth is that
- Its good to leave your
- It is folly to say
- The car shot forward straight
- The moment at which two
- Let the past hold on
- Alltami n The ancient art
- How can I tell said
- Ive come up with a
- When you walk through the
- The great thing about being
- It is a well known
- The impossible often has a
- I like the cover he
- The invention of the scientific
- When people you greatly admire
- The Hitch Hikers Guide to
- Who is this god person
- He would have felt safe
- So what do we do
- You just come along with
- So the world is fine
- The World Wide Web is
- He sniggered He didnt like
- Being offended by things is
- There are two things you
- There is no point in
- What is the point We
- In fact there was only
- One of the major problems
- The single raindrop never feels
- And wow Hey Whats this
- If it looks like a
- He turned slowly like a
- What is this Some sort
- I find that writing is
- Fiordland a vast tract of
- If life is going to
- Perhaps Im old and tired
- He didnt know why he
- The more I think about
- Marvin trudged on down the
- Ballycumber ba li KUM ber
- And then just when you
- Who should play the lead
- Marvin started his ironical humming
- If I were not an
- Many respectable physicists said that
- Im up to here with
- Their minds sang with the
- Yes it is said the
- It can hardly be a
- So you can imagine what
- There is an art to
- Any man who can hitch
- I have terrible periods of
- Douglas Adams did not enjoy
- Ahenny adj The way people
- There is a theory which
- Presidents dont have power Their
- Life Dont talk to me
- No No games He wanted
- The air was stifling but
- they discovered only a small
- Nobody likes a whistler particularly
- Anything that happens happens Anything
- They live in perpetual fear
- From another direction he felt
- Earth mostly harmless
- The first ten million years
- But nowadays everybodys a comedian
- Science fiction thats just about
- Generally old media dont die
- I say what it occurs
- The future of computer power
- Anything that thinks logically can
- Fifteen years was a long
- Rather than arriving five hours
- There are some people you
- Listen three eyes he said
- In fact a very similar
- R is a velocity of
- Arthur felt happy He was
- It is difficult to be
- Assumptions are the things we
- The film project has been