Quotes By Scott Adams BACK
- I love you like a
- In fact, most people are
- What does it mean to
- Sadness is just another word
- Science is a good thing.
- Women are treated differently by
- You can change only what
- If you think it's
- The best you can hope
- And bring me a hard
- One way to compensate for
- Technology will definitely solve all
- My investments have been hurt.
- Free will is an illusion.
- I believe in karma... that
- You already barely exist. Disappearing
- When you hire that first
- On the fourth day of
- There are always deadlines I
- I love magazines. It's
- The surest way to identify
- Obviously there's not much
- I believe everybody in the
- If you want to kill
- I'm predicting that we'
- There's nothing more dangerous
- Engineers like to solve problems.
- Priority-wise, it simply makes
- Life is half delicious yogurt,
- One of the great things
- Dinosaur: I plan to use
- Stress is your body's
- Scientists often invent words to
- It's hard to argue
- Always Postpone Meetings with Time-
- There's kind of a
- I've always defined myself
- Beware the advice of successful
- Always remember that as long
- The source of all unhappiness
- I have a perverse attraction
- When virtual reality gets cheaper
- When did ignorance become a
- Am I getting smart with
- By definition, risk-takers often
- He changed more times than
- Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like
- Be careful that what you
- Aim low, reach your goals,
- Ask a deeply religious Christian
- The best part about being
- No matter how many times
- We must develop knowledge optimization
- You're thinking I'm
- As you know, the best
- E-books are impervious to
- A rental car is basically
- Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the
- On the keyboard of life,
- Give a man a fish,
- Men live in a fantasy
- You might think the word "
- I try to avoid giving
- Never base your budget requests
- For our purposes, lets say
- I was busier than a
- Creativity is allowing yourself to
- I think you should live
- The ability to work hard
- Informed decision-making comes from
- Dilbert: Evolution must be true
- I get mail; therefore I
- Decisions are made by people
- Lately, the only thing keeping
- Man is a game playing
- Simple molecules combine to make
- This happens to me: I
- Normal people... believe that if
- Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is
- The best any human can
- The longer you verk here,
- Remind people that profit is
- If you haven't already
- Ratbert (as lab rat, to
- The human population is 90%
- To err is human. To
- The first time you see
- No matter how smart you
- Dogbert gazing at night sky
- These days it seems like
- Newsreader: A huge asteroid could
- I discovered what I call
- Of course I don't
- To the engineer, all matter
- Large corporations welcome innovation and
- Theres nothing more humbling than
- There's no such thing
- Why aren't you signed
- Every generation of humans believed
- In less enlightened times, the
- We know the goats are
- I had several different bosses
- The only risk of failure
- You don't argue with
- If I had to pick
- A matador is a guy
- As a rule, I don'
- Writers tend to work early
- Every credible scientist on earth
- The computer cuts my production
- Home is pretty utopian.
- Everyone says there's a
- Boss: I just heard that
- I'm curious how you'
- If you spend all your
- Everyone, including skeptics, will generate
- As a fan, I'm
- I'm surrendering myself to
- I'm slowly becoming a
- If your boss gets drunk
- I can't memorize names
- Caring about the quality of
- Crackpot is an excellent job
- Most success springs from an
- Scientists will eventually stop flailing
- One Dilbert Blog reader noted
- If a job's worth
- Your shower is ready - I
- Dilbert: It took weeks but
- Computers and rocket ships are
- I never knew what an
- Dilbert: You joined the "Flat
- In the future, it will
- Everybody is somebody's else'
- Dilbert: I'm obsessed with
- I try to manage my
- Hard work is rewarding. Taking
- The best way to compile
- The amount of energy spent
- A person with a flexible
- You might argue that my
- The most ineffective workers are
- Swing your partner, dosey-do,
- If there are no stupid
- Some people fear that technology
- I wish I were dumber
- The best plan now is
- Our perceptions of truth are
- We live on a placid
- Recently I quit caffeine. My
- For five hundred dollars, I'
- Moslem: people who believe suicide
- I can't bring myself
- In case the rest of
- Dance like it hurts. Love
- Work is like the rest
- Great minds don't think
- Blogging is like work, but
- I burned out my drawing
- Good advertising can make people
- The best things in life
- I should have written that
- I hated my work. It
- He was tenser than Jesse
- When times are bad, the
- Methods for predicting the future:
- Nothing defines humans better than
- Your business clothes are naturally
- If free will exists, why
- There are very few personal
- One of the reasons why
- Frankly, Im suspicious of anyone
- I think the pleasure of
- We expect others to act
- I was surprised to learn
- We're a planet of
- You probably think Stephen Hawking
- The main difference between marketing
- There's a gigantic gray
- If you want success, figure
- For the record, I am
- If our mushrooms make you
- He was deader than a
- As network administrator I can
- Let's form proactive synergy
- You can never underestimate the
- Remember, freedom is always taken,
- Remember there's no such
- The human mind is a
- Everything you learn becomes a
- The marketing department uses many
- Technology: No Place for Wimps!
- I'm primarily just an
- Reporters are faced with the
- My old life - no amount
- If youre going to create,
- The creator of the universe
- Beware of those who try
- The job isn't done
- God designs people's emotions
- The day you realize that
- Some physicists describe gravity in
- The Cheesecake Factory is a
- Management is nature's way
- I rank money higher than
- The people who think a
- When life gives you lemons...
- I keep hearing the argument
- It is better for your
- Failure is where success likes
- Continuing to believe the same
- In yesterday's post, I
- If you don't believe
- As long as there are
- dilbert-became-popular-during-the
- Some of my best friends
- I respectfully decline the invitation
- People are idiots. Including me.
- I have infinite capacity to
- If you're following the
- Just because no one has
- Reality is always controlled by
- Consultants have credibility because they
- The core belief that drives
- Your inability to see other
- I used to be stupid
- Few things in life are
- Stem cells are like toenail
- Ideas are worthless. Execution is
- I'm not happy on
- I think 'Dilbert' will remain
- There is no idea so
- My philosophy is that every
- For most of my career
- Failure is a resource that
- If I liked food and
- Needing someone is like needing
- Good ideas have no value
- Intelligence is a measure of
- Highly intelligent and well-informed
- It doesn't take many
- The greenest home is the
- If you have any trouble
- Mockery is an important social
- In Japan, employees occasionally work
- The Dilbert Principle: People are
- The maintenance man is moving
- People are so conditioned to
- I calculated the total time
- Your best work involves timing.
- I would sometimes sit in
- Every year, it takes more
- In the future, airplanes will
- Tell me what you need,
- Ideas are cheap. A dime
- The world isn't fair,