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I noticed that all the prayers i used to offer to god, and all the prayers i now offer to joe pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. half the time i get what i want, half the time i don't... same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the voodoo lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. so just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.
George Carlin
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