Once when i was lost i asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'do you think we'll ever find them?' he answered, 'i don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.
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I went to see my doctor... Doctor vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "doctor, every morning when i get up and look in the mirror i feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" he said, "i don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
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