Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. when will jesus bring the pork chops? this title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
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It is absolutely safe to say that if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane (or wicked, but i'd rather not consider that).
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Owing to the identification of religion with virtue, together with the fact that the most religious men are not the most intelligent, a religious education gives courage to the stupid to resist the authority of educated men, as has happened, for example, where the teaching of evolution has been made illegal. So far as i can remember, there is not one word in the gospels in praise of intelligence; and in this respect ministers of religion follow gospel authority more closely than in some others.
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Feminist, he said, clearly amused. next you’ll be telling us you hate men. she gave him a blank look. i only hate stupid men who don’t actually understand what ‘feminist’ means. he laughed. you run into a lot of men like that? all the time. really? even as we speak, nick. oh no she didn’t, said peter. i groaned.
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Colon thought carrot was simple. carrot often struck people as simple. and he was. where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.
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Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'what's the time?' or 'when was the battle of 1066?' or 'how do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, daddy?' the answers are easy and are, respectively, 'seven-thirty in the evening,' 'ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'don't ask stupid questions.
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It has become a kind of religion that you can't criticise because then you become a traitor to the great cause, which i am not. It is time we began to ask who are these women who continually rubbish men. The most stupid, ill-educated and nasty woman can rubbish the nicest, kindest and most intelligent man and no one protests ... Men seem to be so cowed that they can't fight back, and it is time they did.
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So haymitch, what do you think of the games have one hundred percent more competitors than usual? asks caesar. haymitch shrugs. i don’t see that it makes that much difference. they’ll still be one hundred percent as stupid as usual, so i figure my odds will be roughly the same.
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If in an actor there appears an utter vacancy of meaning, a frigid equality, a stupid languor, a torpid apathy, the greatest kindness that can be shown him is a speedy sentence of expulsion.
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Existence was not only absurd, it was plain hard work. Think of how many times you put on your underwear in a lifetime. It was appalling, it was disgusting, it was stupid.
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Hey, t-rex? remind me next time i want to get smartass with you that it’s a really stupid move on my part? (talon) oh, no, you don’t, you wuss. you told me the next time you saw ash you were going to ask him if he’d seen the movie 10,000 bc and if it’d made him homesick. (wulf)
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But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. sam vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. he hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. it was gilt by association.
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